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Our Hero Ladies and Gentelmen...Jek Porkins.

Seeing as how there are over 7000 "Star Wars" sites out there, I thought I would chip my 2 cents in. Not an original idea by any stretch (but then whose was-really?), I liked the idea of a tribute to the heroes of the Alliance, who weren't, well let's just say, not spending much quality time on the "Secret Rebel Stairmaster."

I'll tell you this though, who would you have put up against Darth Vader in SW? Luke who has to wear a helmet to hit a drone? Or how about my man here Jek, who could of had Vader in a sleeper hold and ended it all right there in one movie. Lightsabers are for kids! I'll like to see about 250-300 pounds of pure action holding off a dozen stromtroopers while downin' a couple of cheeseburgers!

Face it true believers, the world is full of perfect bodied action zeros. But where are the real men of the Alliance?

Anyway, I've got some other stuff I'll post, but it's gettin late. So to all those Jek Porkin fans out there-eat up and may the fork be with you!

Jek would have been proud that you are the...

person to drop by!

This nonsense started with...
The Original Porkins Page

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